After detoxing my deodorant, beauty regime, and diet, I
thought I’d go one step further and detox my toothpaste. Apparently fluoride (found
in most commercial toothpastes) has some pretty nasty side effects, and sits in
between lead and arsenic in terms of toxicity. According to Fluoride Action Network, fluoride is linked to arthritis, bone fracture, cancer, cardiovascular
disease, diabetes, endocrine disruption, gastrointestinal effects, hypersensitivity,
kidney disease, male fertility and thyroid disease ... just to name a few! In the US, the FDA has recently required labelling of toothpaste to read ''Warning:
Keep out of the reach of children under 6 years of age. If you accidentally
swallow more than used for brushing, seek professional assistance or contact a
Poison Control Center immediately.''
With this in mind, I set out to find a “natural” toothpaste,
free from fluoride. I had heard good things about Jason Sea Fresh toothpaste
and found a handy travel size at my local WholeFoods. Side note: travel size or
miniature is always best when trying a new “green” product, because sometimes
the product ... *ahem* ... *uh* ... *cough* ... there’s no way to put this
delicately; sometimes the product just sucks.
Which leads me back to Jason Sea Fresh toothpaste. I really
don’t know where to start with this one...
The toothpaste is the colour of polyfilla, which (probably because
of my conditioning) put me off right from the start. It looked slightly dirty -
the colour of tofu remnants left in the container after you remove the main
block. But it smelled minty, so on the brush it went. I suppose that was my
first mistake. The texture, similarly, left something to be desired. Instead of
the usual foamy gel that cleans every nook and cranny and removes dirt and
plaque, I thought I had accidentally mixed up cold cream, baking soda and tofu
(yes, this image will come up again), and
put that in my mouth instead of the natural toothpaste ... but of course, I had
not. That would be crazy.
And then we get to the taste...
Peppermint essential oil, spirulina, baking soda, the bottom
of a lake. It was horrible. And unlike the fresh feeling you get from
commercial, fluoride-laden toothpastes (you know, the feeling that you WANT to
linger?), this one stays with you like a bad rash or that annoying telemarketer
who just won’t let you get off the phone. After brushing, I had a strong desire
to a) scrape off my tongue, b) brush my teeth again with regular toothpaste and
c) go camping and not wash my hair for a few days. Hmm ... must have been the “bottom
of the lake” flavour.
I thought perhaps it would just take a little getting used
to, so I tried it a couple more times, but unlike the organic apple which looks
weird but tastes amazing, repeated use of this stuff garnered no better results.
Despite the difference in ingredients (I can actually pronounce and understand MOST
of the Jason ingredients compared to my normal Sensodyne Multi-Action ... I
mean, what the heck is PEG-6 anyway?!?!??), this is not a change I am able to
make. If I wanted to feel like I’d just eaten tofu, peppermint oil and algae
... well, I’d just eat tofu, peppermint oil and algae. But I won’t – that’s
gross. And I’m sad to say, so is this toothpaste.
I will continue to search out a viable alternative, but
until then, fluoride, you remain my friend.
GG Rating – Good for Hardcore Hippies
Jason Sea Fresh Ingredients: Calcium Carbonate, Aqua
(Water), Glycerin, Sodium Cocoyl Glutamate, Mentha Viridis (Spearmint) Leaf
Oil, Carrageenan, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice (1) , Aphanizomenon Flos-Aquae
Powder, Bambusa Arundinacea Stem Powder, Carum Petroselinum (Parsley) Extract ,
Citrus Grandis (Grapefruit) Seed Extract, Perilla Ocymoides Seed Extract,
Stevia, Rebaudiana Leaf/Stem Extract, Silica, Sodium Bicarbonate
Sensodyne Multi Action Ingredients: Aqua, Soribital,
Glycerin, Hydrated Silica, Pottasium Nitrate, PEG-6, Sodium Methyl Cocoyl
Taurate, Isopentane, Aroma, Cocamidopropyl Betain, Xanthan Gum, Chondrus
Crispus (Carrageenan), Sodium Flouride, Sodium Saccharin, Sucralose, Sodium
Hydroxide, Limonene, CI 42090.